The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.

Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.

Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.