Pionel Pessi is a highly overrated football player know for disappearing in big matches, he has been carried by Iniesta and Xavi in his 4 UCL victory, now that they left he can't win anything

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

A name created by insecure madrid fans to discredit the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi. Pay no attention to these fans they are salty that Messi owns that tinpot club