"Hey come look at this!" "Nope, too Pinterested."

Did you see those tutorials I Pinterested yesterday on how to crochet with dog fur?

I should have Pinterested that link because I can't remember what it was now.

80% of all Pinterest users are women and about 99% of its content is pure virtual estrogen.

Wow that's very pinteresting!

I am not very pinterested in this pin but I'm wicked pinterested in that DIY!

I am a type a personality and I just love tacking all of my favs on pinterest!

Hey, Did you see what I pinned on Pinterest

At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.