Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her

A tranny. Once a girl, now a boy.
"I wanna be a real boy!"

When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.