Slang for what pussy looks like. Used in response to hearing something nerdy or dorky, to imply they don’t know what pussy looks like.
You: sometimes I like to say Alohamura before an elevator door opens.
Friend: actually it’s pronounced Alohomora and it doesn’t open doors, it just unlocks them.
You: pink velvet.
Friend: actually it’s pronounced Alohomora and it doesn’t open doors, it just unlocks them.
You: pink velvet.
by King of the Mod Wolves December 16, 2019
by Pvce July 23, 2012
Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet
by 97BlackSE (Kyle) February 21, 2005
So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!
by Avery December 23, 2003