Because Jamie didn't get laid in months, she has a pink uterus.

Its good that Matt and Lillie hooked up, because Matt had blue balls and Lillie had a Pink Uterus.

To end Jamie's dry spell, and fix her Pink Uterus, she had a one night stand.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you