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There was no doubt that her beautiful pink ring had been lovingly and tastefully cared for in anticipation of our evening of frolic. Shorn with care and having received a royal treatment of waxing, bleaching and blending, it was absolutely exquisite as I plunged my engorged, thick meatbone deep into her lower intestine.
I expected his manhole to be that of a wooly mammoth. But he bent over and spread for my dining pleasure that most beautiful pink ring.
I expected his manhole to be that of a wooly mammoth. But he bent over and spread for my dining pleasure that most beautiful pink ring.
by Tormie Wider September 08, 2020
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021