Me-Dude i boned this fine chick lastnight
Mike-Damn dude you wreck that shit??
Me-Of course
Addison-Did you pinball her
Me-Nahh didnt think about it
Steven-Dude you shoulda went pinballin

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

I saw you bounce off. The walls, but I have no idea or what you we're pinballin' off of in the other room!

I saw you bouncing off everything, but I don't know what you were pinballin' off of in the bathroom.

Dude1-Man met this chick last night she was so loose

Dude 2-You shoulda went pinballin
Dude 1-Damn man your right