"Dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"That pimpician pimpnotized her and took her to the pimp station for further pimping."

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you