Any hat that looks pimpin

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

1. Any hat worn by a pimp, so by definition any hat has the ability to be a pimp hat if it is worn by a pimp.
2. Any hat with yellow and red fur on it.

An affirmative exclamation used in only the most illest of situations.