Noun: Large white and blubbery individual, usually male. They are the particular subset of lard arses who are so stupid they constantly smile inanely, laugh at everything even when they are having the piss ripped out of themselves.
Derived from that jocular blob of starch the Pilsbury Doughboy

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The act of sticking ones penis into another human beings belly button. Person is usually has a "Pilsbury Belly".

Adj. Someone who is very good at intercourse and enjoyable to sleep with. Usually female even though the term derives from Pilsbury commercials where the Pilsbury Doughboy gets poked in the end and giggles.