Someone who pretends they're going to buy a car but really they just want to have fun driving it and they drive fast and carelessly because its your insurance and its your car.

A kinda job which all of pakistan new generation wants to be. it is asociated with cool-nes and strong army.

n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.

A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.

The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.

Noun - what you call a guy, usually in a College Dorm, that has been taped to a chair and placed in the elevator with only his underpants on, then you press every button and send him on his journey for all to see.

Note: Easier if the intended victim (Pilot) is excessively drunk.

An older driver typically a women, which you will pass on the freeway because they are driving well under the speed limit,as you pass them you will see them sitting obnoxiously close to the steering wheel, in some cases they will have their elbows and forearms on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position, this resembles a very stiff and tense driving posture maybe related to when someone is constipated, you may also encounter jet pilots having trouble in the parking lot, or any other places where there are an abundance of cars, you will most likely pass them with anger as they keep clinging on to the wheel as if it's a matter of life or death, looking like they don't know what the fuck to do. Another trait of a jet pilot is when making sharp turns in parking lots, they tend to turn the steering wheel little by little, doing a lot of unnecessary jerky hand movements.

One who guides, or leads those frisky little fellows to the promised land. Amen