Overpaid cocky bus drivers of the sky. Very good button pushers, their favorite buttons are the autopilot,autoland, and autotakeoff.
"An airport! And where there's an airport there's pilots and where there's pilots there's booze" -Family Guy-
by ERAU Pilot February 08, 2005
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tom brags about taking people across the world safely, but he's really just a pilot
by yummy bunny90 July 09, 2010
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The greatest and most luxurious ballpoint pen ever created. To have a backpack full of G2s in middle school is the ultimate flex.
Bruh, check out Terrance with his Airpods in doing homework with a Pilot G2. His dad must be a doctor or some shit.
by WilliamHTaft January 19, 2019
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An very kool job for all the cool kids who want to destroy India and be strong army
Random Kid: When i grow up, i will be strong army and destroy India. I WILL BE PAKISTAN PILOT
Evil dictator: WOW GRAPE
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Someone who gives expert advice and believes his opinion is always the best, despite never have flown or been in an aircraft before, except for his own aircraft on Microsoft Flight Simulator
1. "Hey did you see Dermy?"
2. "Yes I did! He thinks and believes he has the knowledge of a real pilot"
1. "Of course he does! He's an armchair pilot!"
2. "I hate armchair pilots!"
by toivo1 April 02, 2014
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Noun /'pænɪk 'paɪlət/

The mental state of doing activities out of sheer panic. Commonly found in students before a test. Often will result in actions like studying at 2AM or arriving at school two hours before a test.
"I ended up studying instead of sleeping this night and had a mental breakdown after it." Said a poor student.
"Going on panic pilot isn't good for your health and you know it!" Said the other student.
by DemiFlz April 01, 2019
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The incorrect spelling of twenty one pilots and if you spell it like this Tyler Joseph is out to get you
person: oh man 21 pilots is such a great band!

Tyler Joseph: *runs over* The heck did you just say
by Jishua Dun December 06, 2015
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