The name given to somebody with the ability to artfully navigate their way around the depths of anal space. To bravely go where no cock has gone before.
"Oh my God, look at Tom delve. Hes really earned his stripes here Will. Hardcore bum pilot. "
by Laaaad October 20, 2008
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Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.
James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.
by James Lavine is from Southwick September 21, 2010
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The nug of bud which is a little bit bigger than the hole, just enough so that the ganj wont cash through your piece into your mouth
Nigga uno: " yo i only got sum keefe left"
Nigga duo: "aiight i got a pilot nug. Dont want any scoobies"
by Dingbucks February 08, 2010
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1 a small permanent flame on a cooking / heating appliance use to light a larger flame on demand

2 an antisocial person ( Never goes out)
See you down the pub on Friday. I dont suppose Billy will be there though, he's a proper Pilot light
by neil brown September 25, 2006
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1. One who controls the ass during anal sex. Typically used in reference to gay males. "Pilot" implies that this is a master of anal sex.
2. A person that is tailgating you on the freeway.
(first definition)
Come over here and fuck me in the ass you Ass Pilot.

(second definition)
*looking in rearview mirror*
Get off my ass you fucking Ass Pilot!!!
by wufei September 09, 2004
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A man who likes to take it in the ass, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a homosexual would go.
Tom is a Cock Pilot!
by JB November 11, 2003
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an individual that is an expert at getting something from those around him/her for free. Usually obtains free drinks, drugs, money, a free meal... Just as a pilot fish attaches itself to a shark for a free ride.
Sure I'll buy this round.
It's your turn now, how about if you buy this round?
I have no money, sorry
What are you? A pilot fish?
by Dman57 April 05, 2008
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