When someone talks to another individual about somebody so they don’t have sex.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

A person that, when speaking, sounds as if they have a pillow in their mouth. Pillow talkers are more commonly referred to as "retards", or (on the PC side of things) having "down syndrome".