A gigantic, huge mega-penis. It is roughly the size of an anaconda. Since no condoms will fit a pillow penis, garbage bags may be substituted. Oral Sex may be dangerous with a pillow penis-many women have lost an eye due to the size of the jumbo penis.
by Mounted_by_the_Mountie January 25, 2010
by Randomwords22 June 04, 2018
"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."
by AlaricGoof August 28, 2015
Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.
by Slewcake November 09, 2019
"Dude, Angelina Jolie has amazing penis pillows!"
"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."
"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."
by Forrest Olinger April 16, 2007
A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.
by XxPUSSYxSLAY3RxX June 16, 2015