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A person you might consider a friend, yet they go through your belongings and steal from you in small quantities so that it isn't easy to detect.
Savy's car is always loaded down with junk, because he's a pilferfuck. pilfer fuck thief
by Savvy Shelley March 17, 2017
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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