by ur blubbery asshole September 19, 2009
by AJFo4 June 18, 2008
First the man gets a hard on and stand on top of a counter.
Second he wraps his weiner in a tortilla shell.
The woman then spreads her legs and lays on the floor
The man then jumps down and tries to get his totilla covered weiner to land in the vagina.
Second he wraps his weiner in a tortilla shell.
The woman then spreads her legs and lays on the floor
The man then jumps down and tries to get his totilla covered weiner to land in the vagina.
by Benny123456 February 20, 2007
The art of spreading a womans legs and arms out like the wings of the phoenix while her ass is in the air so that you can fuck her piledriver style
Tommy you should have been at this party friday night, Some bitch was on the pooltable taking the Phoenix Piledriver like a champ
by Boss Phoenix July 01, 2010
1. Must be performed in Connecticut. When you are having anal sex and you take out your penis and walk back a couple of feet, then you slap your partner with said penis and t-bag them as they lay on the ground until you break their nose. Then when they bleed you shit on their chest and ejaculate on their face(usually their hair or eyes.)
Oh dude me and Jenny where totally get it on until i laid her with my CT Piledriver. She was out cold. I left brah.
Text from Jill: John i just woke up from your CT Piledriver, again next Friday?
Text from Jill: John i just woke up from your CT Piledriver, again next Friday?
by Tilly M. June 05, 2010
When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver
i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.
by Spiderpig77 January 04, 2010
when you shit in a girls mouth and then piledrive it down her throat as deep as possible with your dick
by John Winklespecht January 23, 2007