pils

Person I'd Like to Stab

"Oh, really? You think I'm a milf? Well you're a pils. P-I-L-S" "Oooh, what's that?" "Person I'd like to stab."

-The Rocker

by Lysserloo August 24, 2008

pils

Short for "Person I'd like to stab."

Used in the 2008 movie 'The Rocker'

"Hey baby! You're a real milf!"

"Yeah? Well you're a real pils!"

by pk.staaarstorm September 1, 2008

Pil

Sometimes a person is such a pillock that the whole word doesn't need to be spoken in full; such pillockory warrants only the three letter variety.
More embarasing and subtle than the longer version.

Bloke - "wahey, I've had a half pint of Kaliber and I'm dancing around around bollock naked"
Mate - "Don't be a pil"

Bloke - pulls out the blue bag from the salt & shake "Look! I've won something"
Mate "bloody pil"

by AutumnGaslight May 3, 2011

Pil

Short for pillick, and prat

you pil
your such a pil

by Kieran Storton March 25, 2008

pil

short for the old style pilsner brewed by molson, which is a good quality beer and very tasty.

hey man toss me another pil.

by simsamsung April 16, 2007

PIL

paralysed in laughter

a more extreme version of lol, lmao and rofl. and less rediculous. cos tbh, who actually laughs their ass off?

' If lol was a drug I'd be in rehab'
'PIL PIL PIL'

by Gem111 October 23, 2007

pil

Short for "compilation". Predominantly used on internet porn tube sites. "Pil" or "compilation" describes videos containing a collection of several short clips of one specific sexual act, fetish or genre shown back to back. These videos are useful when an individual want to view a certain type of pornography but does not care to view full scenes, i.e. foreplay to cumshot.

Popular "pils" include: facials, cumshots, blowjobs, handjobs, squirting, ect.

by rightn2 March 9, 2011