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Unisex word for penis or vagina
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Girl: Dude! you have a tiny pij!
Boy: what can I say, it runs in the family

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Dude: she has a stinky pij
by welovechikennunget June 29, 2019
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A word used to describe someone sexually excited by strange images.
You're a bit of a closet Pij, aren't you?
by Dean April 13, 2005
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AHHA↑HA↑HA↑HA↑ PIJ! PIJ!
by HauntingShock December 08, 2020
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A girl who is turned on by pigeons and sometimes seagulls. Is a short name for pigeon.
that pij doesnt stop looking at pigeons
by clapsclapsclapsclaps March 30, 2007
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