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I don't have a fever, I'm not tired, no coughing, no vomiting...
BUT I was driving home from work, and saw a very hot office-girl waiting for a bus in a tight pair of trousers, tight white top.
As she was standing under her umberella and all I could think of was doing a sexy-time with her in the mud...
Have I got Swine Flu?
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I'm worried... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.
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Doctor Doctor, I think I've got Swine Flu...
No sir/madam you dont, you just have a sty in your eye!
BUT I was driving home from work, and saw a very hot office-girl waiting for a bus in a tight pair of trousers, tight white top.
As she was standing under her umberella and all I could think of was doing a sexy-time with her in the mud...
Have I got Swine Flu?
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I'm worried... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.
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Doctor Doctor, I think I've got Swine Flu...
No sir/madam you dont, you just have a sty in your eye!
by oinkment April 27, 2009
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020