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Imaginary magical school on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants a rocketship so he can attend this particular school. The headmaster is named Rumbleroar. He's a lion...who can talk. If you are a good student, Rumbleroar will let you ride on his back.
Made popular by Harry Potter the Musical.
Made popular by Harry Potter the Musical.
"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum"
"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars! You NEEEED a rocketship!"
"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars! You NEEEED a rocketship!"
by Butterface10 July 04, 2009
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The Intergalactic Wizarding School which is located on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants to transfer there from Hogwarts. The head teacher is a talking lion called Rumbleroar, and other teachers include Professor McGonagills, a talking fish and Slitherus Snake who has a bizarre grudge against Rumbleroar. Pigfarts does not have dances, as they would wake up Rumbleroars slumbering cubs. Its should be noted that as Pigfarts is located on Mars, you need a rocketship to get there.
by PansyParkinson June 16, 2011
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School of magic referenced to in A Very Potter Musical, which is a parody musical of the Harry Potter series. The character of Draco Malfoy makes several references to Pigfarts, which he claims is "the best wizarding school in the galaxy." Pigfarts is located on planet Mars, and the headmaster is Rumbleroar: a lion...who can talk. :) The name is of course a play on the name Hogwarts, the school Harry Potter and his friends attend.
"Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily, next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!!"
IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!
IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!
by pottergeek7 June 23, 2011
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A school, like hogwarts, but way better. The headmaster is Rumbleroar, a lion...who can TALK! It is located on Mars, so you'll need a rocketship to get there.
used in A Very Potter Musical
used in A Very Potter Musical
by num~nuggets~~:P April 11, 2010
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from A very Potter musical
is run by a lion named Rumbleroar, is located in Mars, and is a hell of a lot better than Hogwarts at least according to Malfoy
is run by a lion named Rumbleroar, is located in Mars, and is a hell of a lot better than Hogwarts at least according to Malfoy
by dictionarydarling December 24, 2009