Urban Dictionary: Piffer

by clocc April 25, 2009

This is when somebody sticks their finger up their butt and scratches it. Then they lick their finger.

Eww that girl is Definitely a Piffer did you see her just do that?

by Vinicent May 28, 2008

An almost silent, "whooshing" or "piffing" fart.

Try as he might, John's attempt to let only a piffer resulted in a full-blown, sphincter clapping fart.

by MikeyVeggo April 09, 2003

A person who sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles.

by Anthony April 04, 2005

When you slyly lick the tip of your thumb and gently "flick a woman's bean"

Mike and Alice were messing around on the couch. Mike decided to steal 3rd base and give her a little piffer.

by JamesBradshsw September 28, 2015

by bob September 04, 2004

ie. jodi slept with panties on for fear of getting spiders in her piffer.

by upnorth July 25, 2005