If you give a person pie they will get sexual

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.

A person who prefers the more "curvy" woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that "Big is Beautiful".

a form of sexuality that was created by razzle, a bunny. it all started when razzle had his first pie. he suddenly felt nothing towards girl bunnies or boy bunnies all he wanted was pie

usually when one becomes pie sexual it results in sparkles that doesn't let yous sleep and levitation of your body like superman