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An incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. Tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you're trying to watch the match.
Oi, pieman, move it so I can see the pitch!
by Pete October 06, 2004
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Also known as Homer Simpson aka Mr. X aka Homer Sampson aka Homer Thompson.
"Look out! Here comes Pie Man! And there's his sidekick, The Cupcake Kid! (Bart)
by G-Union May 04, 2004
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a wordlard-arse
Fuck me, Sgt Mark Kersley (RAMC, att 2 RGBW) is a right pie-man
by rooster September 09, 2003
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a term used to define people with pie hats and moneen shirts.
pieman, youre the coolest.
pieman's computer has quit!
by slex July 19, 2004
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To obsess over an ex girlfriend, to the point of sending her mother a letter.

In the realm of cyber space, there was once a hunk of a man, who did not posses a bright red nose, a shocking face or eyebrows which looked like they had their own type of follicle down syndrome - who was left by his "fat, thunder thighed, whore of a girlfriend" for a "balding, old, overweight German paedophile" thus sending him spiralling down into a word of despair, sadness and anger. However, credit to be given to this man, he did not turn emo. Oh no, he sent his ex's mother a letter. He sure showed them.

To over react in such a pathetic and bordering on compulsive, obsessive and plain old pathetic manner, is doing a Pieman.
I love her so much, I had to go the pieman.
by Darky from Big Footy February 26, 2006
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