"Dude I don't want anything serious with her. I just want a piece of an entrée."

"What does that even mean."

"It's an innuendo. You know how eggplant isn't really a side dish or an entrée?"

"What are you talking about? It can definitely be both. Have you ever had eggplant parmesan?"

"No, but that sounds great."

"Let me make you some sometime! I know a bomb-ass recipe that I saw from Ina Garten."

"Oh shit! The Barefoot Contessa! I love her so much."

"She's the best."

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub