Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.

The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.

The slut got pie in her eyes.
You got pie in your eye.
by djdjesd October 17, 2014
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when all you can see or think about is pie, whether its food pie or guy pie
oh im so hungry i really want a chicken pie mmm pie,

uh I got the pie eye!!!

or

daaaaymmm he looks fit he could well just be my fit pie as I already have a hot pie, sexy pie, and a rich pie oh I love my pies! the pie eye is out today!!
by j2da9 September 15, 2010
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noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz
Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
by the shit faced cockmaster February 05, 2019
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