Roommate 1: "Did you buy milk when you were out?"
Roommate 2: "Shit, no I forgot, sorry, I'll get some tomorrow."
Roommate 1: "Are you fucking kidding me, you're making me wait a whole DAY!?"
Roommate 2: "It's just a day bro... you doing okay?"
Roommate 1: "Yeah sorry, just pickle rage, been a long week ya know?"
Roommate 2: "Yeah I get it, don't worry about it."
Roommate 1: "Thanks man."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak