by swoopeth August 18, 2019
The grotesque and egregious act of placing your palm onto your shoulder to make the shape of a large bludgeon and then shoving it in ones anal cavity till they either die or are completely unfixable by any surgery.
After John got done beating Chris in basketball he began to pickaxe him while the other players held him down.
by Relyk2 April 10, 2018
Where during fellatio, the female giving said fellatio, purposefully jams her incisor tooth into the male's dick-hole, causing extreme pain or death and in some very rare cases, mild pleasure.
Bob was really enjoying Kim's blowjob, until she decided to Pickaxe him as revenge for giving her The Shocker earlier that evening.
by The Prariedogs January 12, 2010
An itch located deep within the anal cavity. One runs the risk of their appendage smelling like fecal matter if (s)he so chooses to take it on.
Example 1
Don: Why are you walking so funny?
Craig: Dude, I got a pickaxe!
Example 2
Don: Dude, you picking a wedgie?
Craig: No I just have a major pickaxe!
Example 3
Craig: Dude, smell my finger!
Don: Why?
Craig: I just took care of a pickaxe!
Don: Why are you walking so funny?
Craig: Dude, I got a pickaxe!
Example 2
Don: Dude, you picking a wedgie?
Craig: No I just have a major pickaxe!
Example 3
Craig: Dude, smell my finger!
Don: Why?
Craig: I just took care of a pickaxe!
by fartmaster69 October 26, 2011
by Queef Nug November 21, 2008
Locking someone in your closet and bludgeoning them with a pickaxe, gaining sexual pleasure every time you hit them.
by Dirty Dan0 January 19, 2005