A triangular or tear dropped shaped piece of plastic use to pluck the stings of a guitar. At first glance they appear inanimate ordinary plastic; however guitar picks are actually made from a very rare from of sentient plastic that has a tendency to roam around when left unattended. Their adventures can last up to two full weeks, and while most picks usually return to their place of origin, a poor sense of direction cause many to become lost, and some even intentionally run away. Picks also have a unique telepathic ability and can sense peoples joy, the more one enjoys using a particular pick, the more likely it is to abandon its owner.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Extremely weak or lame.

A small, piece of plastic often triangular or "teardrop" in shape.

Guitar picks come in varying colors and thicknesses (thin, medium, hard, etc.) and can only be bought in packs.


Also an alternative term for "pluck", as in, to "pick" a string.

adj: to comb your afro

The little piece of plastic you use to play guitar.

An interception, mainly in the game of football.