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When someone is annoying the utter fuck out of you or generally being a dick you may have to initiate the pick a hand. Simply ask the asshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack the shit out of them with their chosen prize. Note that if the son of a bitch is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.
That piece of shit tried to hit on my girlfriend! I'm going to ask him to pick a hand.
Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.
Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.
by tokeshed January 22, 2018
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021