Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.
Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021
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An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
by Not_Michael_Keaton March 03, 2016
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Used to identify anyone whos face looks like a jigsaw puzzle.
Ashley looks like a painting of picasso. YOu dont know where her face starts and ends.
by luigiman12 October 20, 2007
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Verb: To Picasso a girl is the act of having sex with a girl when she's on her period, then pulling out and using your penis as the brush and her back as the canvas.. Voila! Modern art... Best results unprotected.
"Last night I Picasso'd my girl"

"Dude, totally going to Picasso my girl this weekend.. It will look better than the Mona Lisa"

"To Picasso (a girl) is truly an art"
by Urbandirty December 19, 2013
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to distort a women's face with seman while she holds her head in a picture frame, so as to render her face abstract as though it were a Picasso portrait.
yo bitch, you just got picassoed.
by monstertruck mike December 08, 2010
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when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.
Carl picasso-ed all over Elaine's stomach, which she enjoyed a lot.
by cheerleaderFromIndiana February 17, 2010
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