Urban Dictionary: Picasso

Having sex with someone while their face is pressed sideways on the copy machine.

"the first time we had sex we did the picasso at her office"

by bast07 September 30, 2005

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet

by sol3rosenberg August 20, 2007

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While a male is having sex with a woman from behind, before ejaculation he pulls out and proceeds to paint the woman's back with his spermies.

"My masterpiece on that bitch's back was stupendous! I'm the new picasso!"

by suki sapperstein November 28, 2007

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Man with wedgie/need picasso!

In the Immortal style of Charlie Chan, ace TV movie detective, a man who is in severe rectal "discomfort" and dismay needs to picasso.

by carlbigman September 28, 2006

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when a victim is lying asleep on their back, you dip your balls in paint and teabag them.

she fell asleep and it just looked too perfect so i picassoed that bitch. only bad thing is it left me with a couple blue balls...

by slik az silk June 27, 2006

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The MIA secret 5th ninja turtle. Picasso resembles a sort of retarded sea turtle with one limp flipper. His primary ninja weapon is a hammer.

Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, and Picasso

by T Sack March 15, 2009

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When your friend catches you off guard bent over spreading his asshole and yells "Look ma ! A Picasso!!"

Rob peeked around the corner and realized Brian wasn't paying attention so he quickly pulled his pants down spread his asshole and yelled "Look ma ! A Picasso! " And ran off.

by largenincharge2 November 04, 2018

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