A typically negative term describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they do not look how you expected them to look. (a variation of Monet)

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

During oral sex given by a woman to a man.
At the moment of climax, the man pulls his penis from his partners mouth and, using his penis like a paintbrush, expresses himself all over the woman's face.

When a person, male or female appears to be attractive from far away but up close its all fucked up.

The rarely heard of 5th ninja turtle, that the turtles try to hide to avoid embarrassment. This turtle is mentally handicapped and severely disfigured.

sexiest man alive in the 20th century