A fucking frog sitting like a person

A phrog is like a "frog" but is more superior and way more swag.

A frog sitting like a human and looks miserably sad

Gooooood 🅱️oi

A fat demented squishy beach ball looking fuck that croaks. If you step on a phrog it’ll go “croak ribbit reee”*splat*

A frog so thicc it would make the gods thighs tremble at the sight of it.

A phrog is a small animal that looks vaguely like a frog, and is 75% serotonin, 20% hunger and, on rare occasions, 5% anger.