Urban Dictionary: Photodiode

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An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun

by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008

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Jul 26 Word of the Day

Second String Friend

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.

by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020

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