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Phoots are the small farts you carefully let out one at a time because someone is in the stall next to you and you are trying to be quiet.
Jared was about to relase his huge fart that he had been holding in, until a man go into the stall next to him, so just had to let out small phoots.
by Lexoton pro June 12, 2017
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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a phoot is a fart that comes nonshalontely out of our dog
by anus August 04, 2004
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the opposite of phat; uncool, unsatisfactory
Audrey and Mandy forgot to make the word 'phat' popular again, so they are phoot.
by rainbowww13 May 12, 2011
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Another word for foot. Used for people who hate the letter f. Phoot.
Wow look at lulu she broke her phoot!
by itslulupolulu April 12, 2019
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