When your phone lodges in your breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.
Tod: umm... hey, buddy, look south.

Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a phoner.

or....

"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY PHONER!"
by youcancontactme August 12, 2008
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when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket
Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.
by wpk914 February 13, 2010
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An erection that occurs while talking on the phone to a girlfriend or some other real or imagined sexual partner.
Tiger just finished a call with his girlfriend. He was afraid to get out of the car for fear that his wife would notice his phoner.

I could tell by Kobe's phoner that his phone conversation was getting pretty hot.
by Mr. Johnny Fingers April 08, 2010
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1. The bulge in ones pocket caused by a cell phone

2. when you get a hard on through talking to someone on the phone
"I was talking to Karen on the phone last night, it got pretty hot and I got a phoner."
by Jeff Rollins July 15, 2006
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When your phone rings in your pocket and you get a boner
Amanda "is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Michael "Im happy to see you"

Cock blocking friend "nah hes just got a phoner"

Michael " :( "
by thephoner September 30, 2010
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When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.
"Woah! Sorry, I got a phoner"
by leo noel January 02, 2006
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When you have your phone in your pocket and gives it the appearance of a boner.
Dude, at the dance last night she totally grinded my phoner.
by XxBigDaddyxX April 26, 2010
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