When you receive a massive erection from getting a new phone.
"My friend Jon got a massive phoner when he unpackaged his samsung galaxy S7-Edge"
by darkslayertypeZ February 26, 2017
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When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.
Kaitlyn: John are you excited?
John: Oh, that's just my phoner.
by magikarpusedsplash May 25, 2011
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The bulge that appears when your phone is in your pocket
Tony: Dude, you have a total phoner right now.
Jim: Shit, do I really?
by Would you Kindly? August 03, 2015
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The outline of a dude’s smart phone in his front pocket.
Check out Scott’s phoner, girl. He’s clearly packing at least an iPhone 12
by Brady1985 January 12, 2021
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noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.
Dammit, thsi phoner is going to strand a bunch of us at this eternal light.
by mathsadist June 30, 2017
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When one gets a spontaneous erection from excitement of getting a new phone
Grant got a phoner when he got a new blackberry but when used it he never got phoner again
by Anynonomoud September 23, 2014
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