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Variation on incel, substituting the "in-" (for "involuntary") with "phone." Describes a person that is celibate because their social skills are damaged from chronic smartphone use. Related, though not to be confused with, boomers claiming kids these days try to read books by swiping.
A bunch of hot girls walk by the phonecel.
Observer 1: "Hey, check out that guy over there, with all the girls. See his screen?"
Observer 2: "Dude, is he looking at boobs on Instagram? He could literally just look up for two seconds. Phonecel!"
by Letsgetthisbruh November 07, 2019
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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