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Variation on incel, substituting the "in-" (for "involuntary") with "phone." Describes a person that is celibate because their social skills are damaged from chronic smartphone use. Related, though not to be confused with, boomers claiming kids these days try to read books by swiping.
A bunch of hot girls walk by the phonecel.
Observer 1: "Hey, check out that guy over there, with all the girls. See his screen?"
Observer 2: "Dude, is he looking at boobs on Instagram? He could literally just look up for two seconds. Phonecel!"
by Letsgetthisbruh November 07, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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