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The end result of phone sex between a man and a woman. A pseudo-pregnancy often used as an excuse for overeating and hormonal rages. Multiple phone sex sessions could result in phone baby twins, phone baby triplets, or in exceptional circumstances, the dreaded phone baby octuplets.
Ex. 1. Kristie feels hungry all the time and has been eating snacks nonstop. She worries that she is now carrying Jordan’s phone baby in her womb.
Ex. 2. Kristie: Oh man, I’ve been so moody lately, and I can’t stop eating!
Shannon: Maybe you’re pregnant!
Kristie: It’d have to be Jordan’s phone baby…
Ex. 2. Kristie: Oh man, I’ve been so moody lately, and I can’t stop eating!
Shannon: Maybe you’re pregnant!
Kristie: It’d have to be Jordan’s phone baby…
by KylerJaye September 17, 2009
Aug 1 Word of the Day
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011