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Sharing and or understanding someones suffering due to an abundance of phlem
If you heard Libby's cough and saw the shit she's been spitting up you would have alot of phlempathy for her too.

Libby and Tracy were at home chatting. Tracy says, "I cant stop hacking up this nasty green shit" Libby replies, "GROSS"!! "Go cough that shit up somewhere else its making me sick" Tracy quickly replies, "Fuck off, you have no phlempathy for me you chode smuggler!"
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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