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A tightly compacted and manually gathered mass of mucus and/or snot produced by the respiratory system.
She hocked and spit a good phlegm wad. snot phlegm mucus loogie
by Barney Woodbine October 23, 2012
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.
Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.
by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020
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