The biggest clown with the biggest heart ever. Phillip is always wholehearted and he never lets you down. Phillip is known to be a really good, dedicated, and faithful boyfriend who tries his best to do everything he can to make his girlfriend happy. His soulmate is Hang and literally no one else can take her place bc she’s his toaster strudel

Mildly adequate at Taekwondo.

Worst brand of vodka ever. Useful for shitty nights where you feel bad about writing a paper, or if you're broke. Prepare to hug the toilet.

A super annoying boy with a small dick. Do NOT trust a phillip who says he has a big dick- he’s most definitely lying to you. Phillips are also known highly for being assholes to their girlfriend.

Phillip. Noun. A word to describe only the most ornate of people. Unathletic and obsessed just don't do it to describe what a Phillip truly is. Spoiled and just a tad annoying don't fill in the missing gaps of the pie chart describing his traits(He ate 3/4 of it). In one word, Phillip can be described as "wack" this is an understatement but once again, words can't describe.

the biggest man whore you will ever meet. The king of pot heads. Girls thinks he is disgusting but still mess around with him. Phill's are players and always will be. they dont care about anyone but themselves.

If you are in Chicago this means, "a party of one"