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Friend: ‘Do you go to church ?’
Me: ‘Nah. I just watch Phillip Schofield on This Morning
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Noun.

For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’

‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?

-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 08, 2020
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When you'er having sex with a girl and you can't get it up. She's getting disappointed by this escapade as she was looking forward to a night of passionate love-making. Not to disappoint (Insert her name here) you put a cardboard box on your head and genitals, whack her with it and shout "Everything is harder... in the cube" and run away as fast as you can.
Hmm. this stress is affecting my ability to maintain an erection, I'd better Phillip Schofield Sarah tonight
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