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Fil-e-ton-a; Noun 1.) A Frisbee-like plastic bowl, which is strapped to the hand, in order to toss fecal matter with little mess.

"I used my PHILITONA to nail Sara with crap."
by Nathan is a Pimp December 14, 2006
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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