A girl who is tired of searching up her name and only seeing results for the country. She is amazing and beautiful!! SHE IS TIRED OF BEING NICKNAMED PHILADELPHIA

The Philippines is ruled by two main tribes...
The Gamers and the Gangsters... (the minority is composed of bugoys, parents and polititians)

those two tribes isolated each other until the great god Marcos gave them the "human female". the gangsters wanted sex slaves while the gamers wanted goddesses to be worshipped... then the great war started, the gangsters grabbed 80% of the females the god Marcos gave philippines, leaving the gamers only with 20%... the gamers trained the females with the art of DotA, counter-strike and diablo2, then the gamers launched their offensive again the gangsters
in the decisive battle on netopia, the gamer force was defeated by the gangsters application of drugs that turns idiotic retards into frenzied berserkers! massive damage was dealt and the gamer force retreated! then Level-up games released Ragnarok online... the great wave of enlightenment converted a great amount of gangsters and "bugoys" into gamers! the gangsters countered the wave by making people listen to black eyed peas and other rapcrap, but they didnt succeed because a few elite female gamers of the anti-rap police tracked down Colonel General Mr.RapGuy of the gangster army and assassinated him! the gangster army collapsed because those idiots cant breath if they arent listening to music... the gamers left the remaining alone because it is against the gamer code rule #54 "do not pwn the losers, for they shall pwn themselves"... but... that was their undoing... the gangsters took over ABS-CBN and GMA
they used filipino dubbed dragonball anime as propaganda by changing every other word into "gangster". the great plan was a "success", children all over the land... died...
the gangsters were shocked by the results... desparate, they
secured nightclubs, malls and parks.
gamers can no longer go to malls and buy cds, the gamers were pissed. They hijack the phone company and removed all the dial-up connections of the gangsters. the gangsters no longer have a source for their retarded music plus eons of buttsex that gave them various STDs let them to extinction... the country is now free from the plague of hip hop and gamers across the land roam free!
-deadtim, great historian of the philippines

Philippines is a conservative American wanna be. It's beauty is covered with squatters and children. Philippines has the largest know population of gays and lesbians in the asian culture, so for those who live in San Francisco, it puts Castro Street to shame. You can also make your own laws, sure they have stringent laws but hey it's nothing money can't buy, eventhough if it's just a measley buck ($1=55 pesos). Now back to the American wanna be, they are a year behind when it comes to trends but when you pay a visit you can find alot of things that you enjoy here in the STATES, like Starbucks. One more thing good luck finding toilet paper there, cause all they use over there is a pail full of water Tabo and your right or left hand, which ever is easier.

Used to infer that someone is incompetent and/or is a coward. Demonstrated by the total incompetence of the Philippine swat team in dealing with the hijacking of a tour bus in manila on 23rd August 2010.

The colonial and derogatory term for The Philippines. Popularised by American G.I.s from World War II, and after the war. Currently still used today in North America

Its shortened version is P.I.

Sexy FRESH Filipino with nice kicks. An original member of the notorious sneaker squad 'Happy Feet'
When one sees AIR Philippines and they feel relaxed and chill just beacuse of the presence AIR Philippines gives off. Ladies love the freshness, dudes try ta imitate.

The overrated state university of the Philippines where conceited people pretending to be poor study and live off the national budget for education.

The school is infamous for its dark, dangerous streets, its communist teachers, and its derelict facilities.