In completion of a Philadelphia Snake Pit try to be the first person to defecate. The second and third persons should use nose plugs and try to avoid tird splash up from the prior tird. After everyone is finished take a picture and never flush. This works the best right before you checkout of the hotel. It can be hard to sleep with the heavy tird smell in the air. And don’t be cheap leave a dollar between the toilet seat and the bowl. Enjoy!

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.