Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.
"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."
by someone really tight April 20, 2005
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