Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

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phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

The living god of all things Flex Seal.

King of all Kings. Ruler of all. Omnipotent being. Power to create and to repair

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God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.